Nick and Jessica's Arizona Dental Insurance
When Nick Lachey saw Jessica Simpson at an Arizona hotel, he saw for
the first time a woman he wanted to marry right then and there. And,
straight out of a whirlwind fairytale, he did.
And there began the ride of his life. His fairytale princess turned
out to be just that – a princess, who wants Nick to do everything for
her.
And EVERYTHING meant that Nick also has to brush her teeth everyday:
morning, noon and night, and before sex and after sex.
This went on for some time, until Nick could no longer take it and
decides to get an Arizona Dental Insurance plan for his wife. Over
dinner one night, Nick made Jessica sit on his lap.
"Honey," Nick began, "do you love me?"
"Yes, honey"
"As in you love me more than your Chicken by the Sea Tuna?"
Jessica felt a faint sense of dread, but she played along anyway.
"Yes, honey. I love you more than my tuna. Now, honey, tell me what's
up with you."
"Well, honey. I got you an Arizona Dental Insurance policy."
Jessica felt lucky that her husband was thoughtful enough to surprise
her with an Arizona Dental Insurance plan.
"Oh, honey, you're so sweet. But why did you get me an Arizona Dental
Insurance plan? You're still here to brush my teeth aren't you?"
Nick shifted a little in his seat.
""Well, that's the thing. I contacted Arizona Dental Insurance
because I thought a dentist would do a better job at cleaning your
teeth."
Now Jessica felt slighted. "What! You got me an Arizona Dental
Insurance plan because you don't anymore want to brush my teeth? How
could you?"
And then came a prima donna blow to Nick's cheek. And another. And another.
There are two lessons to be learned here: (a) never marry a prima
donna, and (b) always keep your spouse in the loop on major decisions,
like getting an Arizona Dental Insurance plan.
That being said, ask us for a Arizona Health or Life Insurance Quote now!